I gave it the old college try...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/24/2019 at 23:45 • Filed to: Better than Coors but worse than Corona

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... But I’m ready to say it: White Claw is just the Mike’s Hard/Smirnoff Ice of the 2010s.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/24/2019 at 23:49

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The brunette with a blonde dye job who works in marketing at my co mpany swears by these and now refuses to go to places that don’t have them available .

I am not surprised by even a single word of your review.

Danny Korecki > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/24/2019 at 23:49

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So I am probably a weirdo, but I cannot drink any of them with the exception of the Pure one which is just water.

I cannot bare any of the flavors. I hate LaCroix’s so probably just transfers over to hating any flavor of White Claw.

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 00:01

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It's just the latest version of "alcohol for people who don't like the taste of alcohol but want to drink it anyway."

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Chuckles 11/25/2019 at 00:05

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 11/25/2019 at 00:06

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“Ahhhhhhhh...”

“ZEEEEE MUHHHHHH"

Derpwagon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 00:30

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Raspberry is garbage, grapefruit and lime are where it's at

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 00:45

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I’ve never actually had one, but I remember the commercials. The Mike’s/Smirnoff thing was more my time.  

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 03:02

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I have no idea how spiked La Croix became so popular.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 04:21

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Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 08:20

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I’ll get into these instead of the hard stuff after several IPAs at weddings/events in order t o keep it dancy instead of punchy. I couldn’t stomach one sober.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 09:46

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Th e college try .... So you downed the while pack in under 10 minute through a dirty funnel?

CalzoneGolem > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 11/25/2019 at 10:09

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Zima i s fucking tasty but will give you heart burn and a wicked hangover from all the sugars. It’s like poisoned  Sprite.

TorqueToYield > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 10:27

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It’s basically a vodka with flavored seltzer in a can.

I like them for drinking by the pool in the summer.

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/25/2019 at 18:49

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Once while on a boat (if there’s a good place to drink these, that has to be it) I tried one of their competitors, and it had an awful fake-citrus bitter aftertaste. I then the mango White Claw and it tasted surprisingly good, so at least they’re the best of the boozy seltzers, even if I’m not sure any of them particularly need to exist.